Ok i would like to hear your thoughts about this scientific theory of the creation of God?

Scientists have found grains from the time of Jesus, scientists think that corrupt Roman soldiers were given an alotment of grains to make bread to feed the slaves, however the best of the grains got seperated and sold/traded by the soldiers for salt, the left over grain to be used to feed the slave were tainted by the Ergot fungus and chemically activated by the baking process, the slaves would eat this tainted bread and suffer mild alkaline poisoning resulting in hallucinations such as seeing miraculous things happening around them, thus one charismatic individual became known as the son of God by these very high people who imagined him doing wonderous feats.